Moon Jokes

Here are some moon-themed jokes to make you chuckle:

Why did the moon break up with the sun?

Because it needed space! 😅

How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it! 😂

What’s the moon’s favourite dance move?

The moonwalk, obviously! 😮‍💨

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?

Because the moon just wasn’t down to Earth enough. 😑

What did the moon say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime! 😅

What tastes better the moon or an asteroid?

Asteroids - they're a little meteor! 😅

Nasa got tired of watching the moon orbit the earth for 24hrs

So they called it a day! 😂

How do we know the man on the moon is bald?

He has no 'air! 😅

What do you call an ocean on the moon?

Lunacy! 🤪

Hope these jokes are out of this world for you!