Amusing Phucks

• • Why did the nothing go to the party? Because it heard there would be no body there!

• • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, but absolutely no solutions

• • What do you call a nothing who won't stop talking? A "null" and void.

• • Why did the nothing break up with its partner? Because it felt like there was no "thing" there anymore!

• • What did the nothing say to the zero? "You're not a thing, and I'm not a thing – we're perfect together!"

• • What's a nothing's favorite type of music? Silence – it's just so empty!

• • Why did the nothing go to school? To learn absolutely nothing, of course!

• • What do you get when you cross a nothing with a vacuum cleaner? Absolutely nothing – the vacuum cleaner would probably just implode! 🥴

• • Why did the nothing become a detective? Because it heard there were some mysterious disappearances in the world, and it wanted to investigate… but it found absolutely nothing! 

• • What did the nothing say to the void? "I see you're also into the art of not existing – wanna hang out?"😜

• • Why did the idlephuck refuse to move? Because it was on a "stay-cation" 

The ZeroPhucks Team.